Naughty Stories UK

Once upon a time, I had a girlfriend named Bonnie that just loved dating men. She used to keep a book on how many men she dated. It was really quite amazing to read what she put in the lines with each man she dated.

Each man she dated had their own page. It had certain terms like he was soft, meaning like when laying down on his arms, their were soft, not muscular like some men are. Bonnie did not like the muscular men at all. Those men had a red mark beside them.

Then she would tell about how a man would hold her. Would he hold her standing up, or when they were dancing, or would hold her just to cuddle on the couch. For those men, she used a yellow mark. She loved to cuddle, if the man was Soft. Now if the man was muscular, she would cuddle his arms.

It was amazing to read what Bonnie had wrote. She would write down where she meant the dating men, if they were a one night stand, or actually if they went on a second date. That was marked in brown.

I always wondered how she could keep this all straight with the different colors of marks. One color was for how the guy would Hold her, one was for how soft the man was, and of course, if he would cuddle her.

Now my definition of soft would not be the arms on a guy, but oh well. I do know I would cuddle up with a guy if he had a hairy chest. He could hold me in his arms all night, as long as i was next to his chest.

The one thing Bonnie did not like on a man was was his muscles sticking out on his chest. You have seen those men that try to look good for the ladies in those muscle magazines. They put oil on their bodies and show you that are strong. Those men even made it in her book, but they were marked pink. Behind it the pink mark it said, no way, too much muscle looking for me, with no shirt on and always standing in the mirror flexing his muscle.