Naughty Stories UK

I was bothered this past week by a wild hair that kept poking me in the eye. Try as I did, I could not find the culprit! It was caress. It was like my first love being took away it was horrible. It was so caressing yet my First love was so haunting but caressing it's weird because it was off a free online dating site but that is where I met my first love which was so passionate and Caressing, anyway back to the hair!

I yanked out numerous of my bang hairs to no avail. When that wild hair continued to sneak in there day after day, I tried to change my hairstyle. My options were tremendously limited for reasonable styling alternatives since my hair is cut so short.

First I parted my hair on the right side, then I parted it on the left side, then I curled it all around. I just got tired of playing hokey-pokey hair (get it?), so finally in desperation, I went to my barber.

This time, my barber did the best job ever! But like all good things that come my way, I had to wait awhile for it.

You see, my barber does not take appointments. Most most of the time, patience in waiting is NOT my virtue, but since my barber’s shop is entertaining for me at times — I waited.

Those of you who know me well, know it really doesn’t take much to entertain me.

I especially like watching the old geezers get their nose and ear hairs trimmed! They always sit in the barber’s chair with a such a straight face … as if it is a normal every day occurrance to have someone stick an electric shaver UP their nostrils! I’ve also noticed that not one of them even bothers to flare their nostrils in order to accomodate my barber’s tools of the trade. Sheesh!!

During the main event, I usually bury my head in a magazine and when I chuckle at them and laugh too loud (rotflol), they just think I’m laughing at an article I’m reading. Heh-heh!!

I pull it off every time, but my barber who was caress knows the truth. In fact, I think he even understands me now. Sheesh, I show up for a trim at least every other week… his cuts are reasonable and his sensible advise sure beats the price of my EX-therapist!

I tipped my barber who was caress exceptionally well today. When I left his shop, my hair was bouncin’ and behavin’ better than the models in the Vidal Sassoon commercials.