Naughty Stories UK

I was very bored one day so I went to watch Pop Idol. Pop Idol isn't as good as American Idol though so I quickly got bored. I decided then to go out and begin dating women. On my first date doing that the woman said she wanted to be my girlfriend so I allowed her to be. We dated for a while longer until I got bored and dumped her. I then went online and found another person to date. On our first date it went badly but the second date made up for it when I brought her to see the new Transformers movie in the cinema. We ate popcorn and it was quite delicious. I then asked her to be my girlfriend but she refused. I then went out to the club and found another woman. She was very pretty and very gorgeous looks. I asked her out on a date. She accepted. We went to an expensive restaurant for our first date and it went quite well. I ordered steak and she ordered cordon bleu. Then I asked her to be my girlfriend. She accepted and we went on a holiday then to the Bahamas. On our way to the Bahamas though we flew through a rip in the space-time continuum. I think it was because of the Bermuda triangle this happened. Anyway, we were transported to a parallel dimension where humans had to battle for their lives against giant killer robots from mars. A human expedition to mars had awoken the slumbering robots, who had been lying in wait for the earth to become habitable for them for thousands of years. So a giant robot approached us in the plane and blew half of it up and sent the rest flying in an orange sea. We swam to the shore which instead of rocks or sand was covered in the skulls of vanquished humans. We then made a trek through the dangerous jungle until we found an old Nazi bunker. Apparently the Nazi's had came to this dimension in World War 2 to try and harness the power of the space robots. There we found a nuke and we set it off and the planet exploded and me and my girlfriend found ourselves back in the Bahama's unscathed.