July
I have always hated dating, it is a very stressful act that brings wit
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:13 BST
I have always hated dating, it is a very stressful act that brings with it so many negative feelings. The feeling of not being good looking enough, the feeling of being judged only from the outside and not for your true self. Of course the worst type of date is the blind date. This is a person picked by friends, co-workers or family that will not be your type and is usually not very good looking at all.
A passionate embrace was all I wanted. But I could never have this. Ne
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:11 BST
A passionate embrace was all I wanted. But I could never have this. Never have it because I was not worthy of it. I was worthless and useless, hopeless and helpless. No would would ever want me. Well that's what I thought until I tried on-line dating. I was on the web one day looking at the usual eclectic mix of stuff, from video hosting sites to gaming forums to online shopping websites to auction sites, when I stumbled upon dating sites. An advertisement in the border of a web page linked me to one. I was hooked instantly because once I signed up, did up my profile with some information aout myself, the proposals and messages came flooding in. I arranged to meet several of them. I timed the meetings perfectly so I would be able to fit them all in in the same day. The first girl I met was Rachel. She was an accountant from several towns away. We had a passionate encounter and a held a long embrace when we parted. The next one was Danielle from my hometown. She was a 29 year old dental technician. We had a passionate encounter too and held an even longer embrace before we parted. The next one was a 30 year old single mother from Ipswich. She too was new to this on-line dating thing so I took it slow. We went to the pub first for a pub lunch. Then we made our way to my rented accommodation across the way and we made love. I was very happy with how my first time using on-line dating had turned out so I advised my friends to do the same. Soon we were all swamped with arranged dates with women. We had no time anymore to hang out with ourselves. So we scheduled some us time away from all the women. We set up a party boat and went on a cruise into international waters. We did many illegal things on board that shan't be named aloud. But needless to say it was awesome and so the lesson is to space your dates so you don't burnout and get dating fatigue.
Janet sighed as once again the ironing pile towered above her, she wis
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:11 BST
Janet sighed as once again the ironing pile towered above her, she wished for excitement when she married her husband Steve. But it seemed that as soon as she entered the marriage contract that the excitement was all but a distant memory.
She crept through the building, careful not to trip the motion sensor
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 00:56 BST
She crept through the building, careful not to trip the motion sensor alarms placed at strategic points across the building, usually at the nexus of several corridors. She had to take the side routes therefore, as the main thoroughfares were to be avoided. Soviet high command wished for her to upload into the data banks a virus that would hijack the broadcasting capabilities of this station whenever the soviets wanted it to. The propaganda they would undoubtedly shower the American public with during this time was an attempt by the soviets to appeal to the heart and mind of the average joe on the streets. To touch their souls and show them the way wasn't through resistance but through acceptance of soviet hegemony. They were going to offer a proposal to the American people, that they would remain unharmed and retain some autonomy in return for laying down their arms in the war that was raging all across the world. The spy eventually reached her target and uploaded the virus. Now the americans' heart strings would be tugged on by the soviet propaganda campaign. They would most assuredly accept their fate and cease resisting. She then made her escape but a security guard spotted her and set off the alarm. She shot him in the heart and escaped. Her finger prints went to touch the door knob to the exterior access point, when she remembered even a simple touch could spell her doom. She'd leave fingerprints behind that the American officials could collect and then trace this act of treason back to her. So she used a glove. She then made her way home by taxi and booted up her PC. She went onto a website and tried some online dating. She had received two proposals in her inbox. In the first proposal she was offered a cruise on a ship in the Caribbean for a fortnight with the suitor. She declined this. Her job was hectic and you never knew when you were going to be called up. So she accepted the second proposal, a date in a restaurant not far away from her apartment.
Never before had I ever come across a place so dark. It was so dark, w
Published Wednesday, 15th Jul 16:26 BST
Never before had I ever come across a place so dark. It was so dark, with not even moonlight or the glow of the stars to help me find a way through. The thick canopy of clouds and the impervious carpet of treetops above me ensured this would not be a quick place to traverse. Suddenly I felt a tickle at my feet, followed quickly by a squeak. It was a rat. I cried out, but then quickly stifled it as soon as it had begun. The man who was after me had hopefully not heard enough of it to be able to pinpoint my position. You may wonder how I got to this place, well it is simple. I tried some local dating services and a psycho serial killer was one of the dates. I foolishly accepted the offer of dinner by candle light in his cabin in the woods, several 100 miles from civilisation. Foolish me. I just wanted someone to adore me. He was so interested in me, it just made me feel so good. I had no idea what his real plan was. I was washing the dishes after our meal when he came at me with the chloroform. It start as a tickle of cloth against my neck and then there was a towel soaked in chloroform at my mouth. I remember my karate from years before and quickly subdued him, although only temporarily. His downing afforded me but moments to escape. Now I found myself in the thick overgrown woodland of these mountains with only the tickle of plants around me as my navigation aid. I then made my way to another cabin. People there were having dinner by candle light too. I burst in and told them to extinguish the candle light as there was an evil murderer after me. They said they loved my dress. I said it was not time to adore such things. Then he burst in with a chainsaw and made quick work of the couple while I escaped. I ran through the forest some more and jumped in a river, the river carried me to a lake. There was a lovely swan in the lake, lit up by the starlight. I did adore it.
I was sent a proposal in the post one day. It said to come to london.
Published Wednesday, 15th Jul 07:27 BST
I was sent a proposal in the post one day. It said to come to london. I took the bus to london. There was a nice old lady on the bus so I gave her my seat. I then got off at paddington station and made my way to the meeting place. It was a cafe in the middle of town. It was quite crowded. It was full of tourists mostly. They were very loud and annoying. There was soul music playing in the cafes jukebox play list. I didn't like soul music so I asked kindly to the manager if he'd change it. He did and put on some R&B music instead. I then went and met the lady up in the balcony area of the cafe. She was dressed quite attractively and I desired to caress her, but it was too soon. We chatted for quite a while about the banalities of modern life and then made our way to a rented hotel room across the way. We ordered room service and spent the evening together engrossed in what each other had to say. It was magical. I advise anyone to try london dating if they want to have a wonderful evening. there is nothing like accepting a proposal online and meeting someone to caress your soul off of another. I then went home and accepted another proposal to meet. This time it was in Yorkshire the meet. I took a coach there and got off early, many hours before the arranged time, so I could have a look around the city. I visited many great sites from ancient roman ruins to modern city centres. It was quite a nice day. I then rented a car and drove around the winding city streets of Leeds. I then made my way back to the meeting spot. It was a local pub. I bought me and my date a drink each and then when she arrived we instantly hit it off. It was great to have met a kindred spirit. We then rented a Bed and Breakfast room for the night and my desire to caress her was relieved.
I was walking along the street one day. The aroma of baked bread hung
Published Wednesday, 15th Jul 07:20 BST
I was walking along the street one day. The aroma of baked bread hung on the cold November air. The moon was high in the cloudless sky. Then I came across the United Nations building. I snuck into it and prowled through the deserted corridors. I walked in on a secret meeting between the ambassador of China and the devil himself. The ambassador promised the devil one point three billion souls if he would give China the power to conquer the earth and be able to avail of all its material wealth. The devil agreed enthusiastically, with much passion. The devil and the Chinese ambassador were about to shake on it when I took out my machine gun, that I'd forgotten I was carrying. I fired off several bursts of fire. The Chinese ambassador was felled but the rounds just felt like a tickle to the devil. He then bellowed, "Look what you have done. You have ruined my plan." His roar shook the building and set off car alarms several countries away. I was quite angry at this because I had recently read at the dangers of prolonged loud noise on your hearing. I screamed at him, "You could have permanently damaged my hearing you meanie." But he did not care. He only cared about himself. How selfish. I could not let such selfish behaviour stand. So I walked over and bitch slapped the devil. My hand began to burn but I did not care. I continued to smack him with much passion, even as the aroma of burnt flesh wafted up into my nostrils. The devil then said "Your slaps are but a tickle to me human." I then realised that this would not work so I retreated into the maze of corridors and followed the aroma of fat cats down into the UN conference room. I found all the delegates there. I shouted loudly at them, "Where is the self destruct button." They kindly pointed be towards the basement. I couldn't actually see where I was going due to the devil's evil absorbing all the electricity in the building into his black heart. So I just kept going until I felt the tickle of rat fur at my feet. Then I knew I was in the basement. I felt around the place for the self destruct button and eventually found it. I pressed it and the devil was destroyed. I then went online on the UN PCs and went to a gay dating site. There I set up a date. It was full of passion and intrigue.
Im trying to write my profile for this new dating services website. Th
Published Sunday, 12th Jul 12:23 BST
Im trying to write my profile for this new dating services website. They claim that they can find me a man within 1 month, i'd like to see them try if its taken me 4 years on my own to not find one. I would be absolutely amazed if they manage it but also a bit miffed that if he was out there why couldn't i find him on my own without having to dish out 500 quid. Well I've started my blog with a small inscription claiming my sweet, sexy and lovable side which is waiting to be snapped up by any man. I need to sell myself well or I'll end up with the drabs of the dating services database. I need to appear attractive to the equally sexy, sweet and lovable opposite sex. I could managed dating guys in college, i could even manage it in university but i just ran out of steam after working my way through a series of interesting, sweet and also horrible relationships. After a couple of horribles ones i decided this dating malarkey wasn't for me anymore. It was OK though, well it was for the first 2 years but after that i did start searching again but I'd been out of the scene so long that i wasn't even sure what to do anymore.
I've always known i was gay but i hadn't actually tried gay dating unt
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 22:28 BST
I've always known i was gay but i hadn't actually tried gay dating until i hit 19, my mum and dad didn't agree with the fact i was gay and always tried to change my mind about it so i started to doubt myself which led me into a bit of a depressive part of my life. I hadn't known what my heart had wanted for a long time and hadn't a clue what true love was that everyone seemed to be talking about. All my guy mates were out dating girls while i sat at home of an evening, lit some aroma candles and had a bubble bath. How did my mum not see that i was clearly going to turn out gay if this is the way she'd taught me to wash ever since i was little.
He craved the aroma of her silky soft hair. He wanted to hold her agai
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 22:08 BST
He craved the aroma of her silky soft hair. He wanted to hold her again so bad. But he would never get that chance. The tumultuous turmoil of the see had made sure of that. They had taken her from him and everyday he thought of it and blamed himself for it. For letting her go to save himself. Would he ever find true love again? Lord only knows. He had pushed away anyone who had approached him, shunned his sister when she attempted to set him up with dates. Why would he want a replacement for his one true love. They would never measure up, to the majesty she once was, to the grace and beauty she once had. So he took to swingers sites. He met people just for meaningless sex. At least it was someone to hold, and while they weren't soft like her and had a foul aroma, foreign to his senses, they still filled the void somewhat. The void left by her, the love of his life. Eventually though as the years flew by he knew he had to settle down with someone new. He couldn't go on like this any longer. It was wearing him down. So he went on dates set up by his sister. They started off awkward but eventually he got into the hang of it. He found one that he thought would be a good replacement. Her name was Martha she was 23 from New Jersey. She was everything you'd want a woman to be. Bubbly, talkative, playful, kind and compassionate. So he took her to the beach and then the museum and then the library and then the park. They went and got a hot dog and then an ice cream. They went to the carnival and ate candyfloss and went on the rides. Life was good again. She had the same aroma as his last love when he held her in his arms. She was soft and cuddly. All he wanted to do now was hold her and forget about his old true love. He had moved on. She was long gone.
I have been dating women all my life and still haven't managed to find
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 21:34 BST
I have been dating women all my life and still haven't managed to find 'the one.' Ive had a brief encounter with love once but as I say it was brief and I don't really want to go into it, it's kind of depressing. I've had a few beautiful girlfriends but what they make up for in looks they lack in the personality department. I then proceeded to date less attractive girls but found this didn't mean that their personality was going to shimmer. I had a brief encounter with an ex of mine the other day and thought to myself maybe I should have just settled down with her she was pretty average but beggars can't be choosers hey?
I had a stroke of his sexy back. We looked into the soul of the other
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 21:29 BST
I had a stroke of his sexy back. We looked into the soul of the other and liked what we saw. We were both men who were sick of the daily grind of 9 to 5 and then going home to big ugly fat cranky wives. We wanted a change so we both tried our hand at gay dating and that is how we came across each other. We went on cruises together and went out to clubs. We dined at fine restaurants and took long walks along the promenade. Life was good. We were liberated from the harsh berating tones of our evil wives. Even though it was only for a few hours a week, it was like an eternity. An eternity of freedom away from the boring monotony of married life.
I try to stick to dating single men but I've found myself being highly
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 20:53 BST
I try to stick to dating single men but I've found myself being highly attracted to taken men and married men. I don't know what it is about dating them but they seem almost desperate for the company, I feel sorry for the wives but then again the wives must not be supplying in the bedroom because the sex with a married man is so passionate and hurried it's almost like they've been deprived of it for a very long time. I wouldn't usually have sex with married men but after i broke up with my boyfriend i lost alot of my morals. I like dating them, they're attentive, romantic and passionate so if anything I'm just doing the women a favour by getting all this built up sexual tension out of the air and making them feel guilty to their wives which leads to apologies, gifts and showering them with love. My ex boyfriend was a bit of an idiot to be honest, I mean I'm clearly irresistible to alot of men, and especially taken ones. So why didn't he keep hold of me? It doesn't even bare thinking about really as i don't even want a boyfriend anymore. I like the clumsy sex and shameless dating of various men throughout the week, sometimes i even have a different man every night. Don't get me wrong i don't sleep with all of them, just some. Depends if I'm in the mood or if they have spent alot of money wineing and dining me in which i usually repay them with sex as almost a pitiful affair or guilt. They probably return home to their wives smelling like me, but that's not my problem as long as i never have to meet any of them. I've probably passed them in the street or sat behind them in church but who knows? I hope never to find out. I nearly had a run in with a wife once but managed to duck into the post office before she spotted me, i know her face from the pictures the husband turns around before we make love in their marital bed. Oops.
She loved dating single she loved gorgeous men, she loved the brief en
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 03:52 BST
She loved dating single she loved gorgeous men, she loved the brief encounter she loved the cuddle she loved the chase, but the brief encounter she always shared with these gorgeous men always led to something bad, she didn't want it to go bad but it always did, the cuddle always started off good but then it went in to other things, the cuddle then touching then I think we know what else. These gorgeous men were under her spell, the brief encounter she shared she would just put them under a love spell it was so weird because they couldn't stop coming back to her after and she would do it again and again, it was weird. Nobody knew if she was a witch or not. Maybe she was a crazy woman? Did she even have a name? No she did not.
John hated being dating free. He just loved going on dates. He absolut
Published Saturday, 11th Jul 03:05 BST
John hated being dating free. He just loved going on dates. He absolutely loved meeting new cute people and getting to know them. It was what he lived for. He had a date for every day of the week. 365 dates a year. Even on Christmas day. There were no exceptions. John was way too lovable and cute not to have a date. He liked to find a woman and reach into her soul, call her cute and say lovable things and just make them happy. He wanted their soul to dance whenever they thought of him. He just wanted to make women happy. So he decided to make 365 different women every year happy. That was how lovable John was.
Carl was fed up of being dating free. He wanted a date and he wanted t
Published Friday, 10th Jul 12:06 BST
Carl was fed up of being dating free. He wanted a date and he wanted to have sweet sex with her. He wasso horny and just wanted to have some passion in his life for he had not had any passion or hot steamy sex for a while. The weird thing was, he kept having this same dream and every time he woke up he always felt weird about it. He could not understand it. It was not like any normal dream. It did not even feel like a dream. It felt so real. He wondered if it was a premonition. Perhaps he was seeing into the future. He was not sure, but one thing he was sure about was he loved the dreams that he was having. It would start early in the morning and he would wake up to the sunshine and warm temperature. He would get ready and put on his suit and head to work buying a coffee from a local stall along the way. When he got there, he would be greeted by his best friend Lily. After work, Carl would invite Lily out for dinner knowing his intentions were to touch her legs under the table, slip in acuddle because he knew Lily liked a cuddleand then he would invite her back to his flat for coffee. From there, they would sit and talk for a while, before Carl leaned in close to Lilyto touchher legs and moving up towards her thighs. He knew this would get Lily really hot and horny. He went in to cuddle her again before kissing her head knowing Lily would want more than just a kiss on the head. Lily would move in for the kill. Lily would touch Carl's cheek and slip her tongue into Carl's mouth and make a sweet suggestion that they go upstairs to have sex. They made hot and passionate love and enjoyed every minute of it. Every time Carl had this dream, he felt a weird sensation, as if he knew this would happen one day. The next day, Carl woke up, bought his coffee and went into work. Lily was already at her desk.
Dating free websites are everywhere on the internet. All anyone needs
Published Friday, 10th Jul 11:51 BST
Dating free websites are everywhere on the internet. All anyone needs to do is open any search engine and type in free dating and the links start popping up on the next page. I’ve seen some of these sites and for the most part they are geared towards the single male or female and occasionally even for a couple looking for other couples. Swingers they are called for a better word. Open relationships looking for another couple. The first date I had with my husband of just over 30 years was to a dance hall, local live talent, country and western of course and it was one on a Saturday night. Things have changed so much in that amount of time. I suppose some still do the regular date night theme with dinner by candle light and maybe a movie. I wonder what the odds are for a single lady these days to get a candle light dinner.
A kiss is what fate requires to seal the deal. Fate is a funny thing.
Published Friday, 10th Jul 11:33 BST
A kiss is what fate requires to seal the deal. Fate is a funny thing. Sometimes you truly believe it is going against you when it is really sending you in the right direction. Love is the working of fate. So when you meet the one person that fate has designated for you, the rest of the world does not matter as long as that person is with you.
Sarah needed to get away, she needed to book a sweet holiday! She want
Published Thursday, 9th Jul 23:39 BST
Sarah needed to get away, she needed to book a sweet holiday! She wanted somewhere nice she was thinking maybe the place where she had her first date as it was ever so sweet, she had tried speed dating and on-line dating before but it was just never sweet enough for her, her first date she thought was amazing was from on-line dating and since that she has never looked back. She will always remember that first date with him and how on-line dating changed her life forever. She ended up going on to marry the man and having children.
John had a lovely girlfriend who he loved to tickle and just have a fu
Published Thursday, 9th Jul 23:26 BST
John had a lovely girlfriend who he loved to tickle and just have a fun time with. He loved to take her out for nice meals, on surprise holidays or simply just take her for a day trip to the cinema. John loved to do what ever his girlfriend wanted to do and as long as John got to tickle his girlfriend as this was his habit, they both enjoyed the quality time they spent with each other. John had recently just become divorced from his ex wife. His wife was a gymnast and dance teacher and was known internationally for her sporting achievements however John and his wife just did not get along too well. They would often have arguments about not spending enough time together, and his wife did not like when John would want to tickle her, which often triggered arguments and chaos.
london dating is carefree, long gone are the days when women coward in
Published Thursday, 9th Jul 18:19 BST
london dating is carefree, long gone are the days when women coward in their homes with a whisper that death would be waiting for them out of the fog around any corner. While only 5 women are known to have been victims of this killer, people of that day had heard a whisper of other deaths and the possibilities were many. Many others who had died and were believed murdered by the villain named Jack the Ripper have never been proven one way or the other. Police believe they were motivated by robbery for the most part and had nothing to do with the murders that were to come.
Liam was dating free and was annoyed that all his other friends were d
Published Thursday, 9th Jul 18:13 BST
Liam was dating free and was annoyed that all his other friends were dating and were planning to go to a dance that had been organised by their work company. Liam was even more annoyed that the women he wanted to adore was dating his best friend and going to the dance with his best friend instead of him. The dance was to celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the company but Liam was contemplating whether to attend the dance or not because he would have nobody to adore and he did not want to look silly if he was not dating anybody when everybody else had a partner to adore. He just did not know what to do, and more importantly, he was extremely frustrated as to why he did not even have a date to begin with. He was popular at work and one of the most good looking, stunning, glamorous and attractive men there. He had always had ladies wanting to go out with him because of his flirt and charm, and he could even pop out a few good flashes of original humour so he was absolutely baffled that he did not have a date.
Lucy had always been known for dating men, and lots of them. Lucy just
Published Thursday, 9th Jul 18:13 BST
Lucy had always been known for dating men, and lots of them. Lucy just seemed to love dating. She would go dating on average about four different men a week and she seemed to get phone numbers from several men every time she went out, and she absolutely loved and craved the attention. She had never had a proper boyfriend, but she did not need one when she was dating so many men. It did seem apparent however that Lucy did not know the significance of a true and proper relationship. She never had somebody she could be intimate with. It was just simply seeing what satisfaction she could get from one man, and then instantly turning to the next man on offer. Lucy was jealous that all her friends did have a boyfriend but she would convince herself she was better off as she was getting more men than they ever would and so would never need a boyfriend providing she was getting pleasured from the men she dated. There was one man in particular who seemed to ruffle Lucy's feathers, so to speak. His name was Jamie. Jamie was hot, rich and sexy. It was not long before Lucy and Jamie were getting to know each other, and for the first time in Lucy's life, despite all the men she had ever had, she now felt a sense of intimacy with Jamie, and not just lust and passion. Jamie knew how to make Lucy hot. He would stroke her soft skin on her pretty face, and then stroke the tips of his fingers down her neck before slowly moving his hands down her body, caressing her and then having a stroke with his hands, up Lucy's leg towards her thighs.
I know a couple who met on one of the million dating sites. An adorabl
Published Thursday, 9th Jul 18:12 BST
I know a couple who met on one of the million dating sites. An adorable lady and a handsome man. This couple seldom gets into argument or misunderstanding with each other as they are so compatible. Like she was born for him, and he was born for her. When they looked into each others eye, you can almost feel the love and passion they have for one another.
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