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dating men. The tragedy. I am being serious. Unfortunately any man I h
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 21:25 BST
dating men. The tragedy. I am being serious. Unfortunately any man I have ever dated has been a total idiot. I have never found true love, the type of love I have always searched for, because the men I have met in my time have lacked the idea of true love and they have lacked passion. To be honest, They have lacked everything. They have had no interesting personality. Their looks were average at best and it had got to the point where I was just bored of men. I decided I wanted to look for true love elsewhere and decided to try my luck at dating girls. OK, so, I always thought I was straight. Believe me. But girls do tend to have more passion and it was passion that I wanted. So I decided to start meeting up with ladies instead. It was the best decision I have ever made. I met a lady called Annie and she was amazing, although the only thing that annoyed me is she loved to tickle me and I hated a tickle because I would not be able to stop laughing at all. I don't even know why she liked to tickle me, maybe it made her feel hot when she saw the way it made me. I suppose I did not mind when she tickled my hips which was one of my more sensitive areas and I think Annie found it quite sexy, so it was all good.
There was about five of us in the bedroom. Me and horny girls. It seem
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 20:26 BST
There was about five of us in the bedroom. Me and horny girls. It seems like paradise I know but to be honest with you, it was. It was a very sweet moment. This will definitely be a memory I take with me to my grave.The girls were swingers, I was just an average nobody. There was a subtle aroma in the air. If sex had a smell, this was surely it. Lizeth had soft lips, Lauren and Karen found this out too.
Jack and Jill were looking forward to trying out a new era in their li
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 16:22 BST
Jack and Jill were looking forward to trying out a new era in their lives after reigniting there passion for one another after there passionate nights of role playing they were about to embark upon there first night into the sexy seedy underworld of swingers. They had heard many a story of this world from Jacks friend Bob and his long term girlfriend Beth who had been very passionate swingers for many years now.
My best friend Ellenwill be out of the country for two weeks to go lon
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 12:11 BST
My best friend Ellenwill be out of the country for two weeks to go london dating. She will be spending the whole two weeks there together with her husband. We have visited London two years ago but as a group. We enjoyed a lot. But now, for her honeymoon, this is the first time she will be travelling out of the country together with her husband. Ican imagine howexcited she is to do so.
I had a brief encounter with a sexy man from down the street. The man
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 01:04 BST
I had a brief encounter with a sexy man from down the street. The man was named Jake and he was as sexy as they come. Kind of like a suburb version of Johnny Depp but with a Brad Pitt feelto him. The kind of guy that every beautiful woman wanted, married or unmarried. He was sweet too, an all around good guy who just looked like a bad ass. I was the only beautiful woman on the block who was not married. I was a single mother with a daughter who was dating around for the perfect guy. I never really dressed sexy on these dates especially since I always considered the dates just my way of keeping up appearances while i waited for Jake to finally notice me. We had eve shared a brief encounter while I was on one of my dates. I never really wanted Jake to see me out on a date otherwise he would think i was in a relationship. i was always quick to let him know I was not.
I remember the day my dad sat me down and taught me the meaning of lif
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 01:03 BST
I remember the day my dad sat me down and taught me the meaning of life: Women. He told me many things about the rather curious species. The fairer sex? Yeah...I took to dating like a duck to water with my dads advice. He was my idol in some respects. It was special to have that bond with him. My father also my idol taught me everything about women.I fantasized her caress long before I even knew who she was. It was incredibly sexy to me. Just the anticipation. Yes, you could say my daddy was my idol.
I went speed dating last week and met the most adorable guy ever. His
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 00:57 BST
I went speed dating last week and met the most adorable guy ever. His name is Billy and he has long blond hair and baby blue eyes. I liked him from the first moment I saw him, as he sat across the table from me. He hasthe most beautiful face and he has a cleft chin which is somethingI have always loved! We talked for a few minutes and when it was time for him to move on he gave me a hug and a very sweet kiss on the cheek. When he left I thought my heart was going to jump out of my chest and run after him.
I met him through one of the many online dating sites. What kind of wo
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 00:52 BST
I met him through one of the many online dating sites. What kind of woman could pass him up once she saw that sexy picture? It was a mutual meet. We started as friends and met every occasionally for dinner or coffee. My passionate desires were for him were powerful. How I wished he would grasp my hand and gently caress my arm. He was kind, compassionate, and good looking. He seemed to share a connection with me. He held the other end of the wire. Our meetings were of great importance in my life of meaninglessness. As the day comes to an end, I began looking for an outfit. I was to meet him in an hour. Being a girl, it is hard to find the perfect outfit. I had only a few minutes! There it was. The sexy, strapless, little black dress that had been hanging in a closet with that exact purpose except to be the object of my fantasies. I hurriedly jumped into it. I hope he will not think it is too much. I have been hoping for a while to take a step up with our relationship. Maybe this dress will give the signal. My self-confidence has never been good. Seeing me in this dress is like looking at a stranger. I do not recognize my own reflection. When I arrive at the meeting spot, his eyes pop out of his head. He seems to find it hard to conceal his drooling. My passionate feelings do a cartwheel. His hand meets mine and he begins to caress it. His eyes meet mine. Silent understanding is between us.His lips find mine. A passionate kiss follows. All of our unspoken feelings and emotions are released. I may not have ever looked sexy before, but now I feel like I am the prettiest girl in the world. There has never been a time where I took a chance with the unknown.He senses some distress in me and stops the kiss. He wants to caress my cheek with his soft hand. I allow him and it helps me to see that he holds the same feelings as I do beneath his surface.
After months of speed dating and numerous first date experiences I was
Published Thursday, 23rd Jul 00:46 BST
After months of speed dating and numerous first date experiences I was getting kind of tired of still sleeping in my bedroom alone. I wanted my first date to turn into a second date and to eventually have a date in my bedroom but i wasn't getting that. i couldn't hold on to a guy for more then a night and i knew it was all my fault. Its not like every guy in the world I chose to date was going to be messed up in some way, it had to be me.
I was very bored one day so I went to watch Pop Idol. Pop Idol isn't a
Published Sunday, 19th Jul 18:37 BST
I was very bored one day so I went to watch Pop Idol. Pop Idol isn't as good as American Idol though so I quickly got bored. I decided then to go out and begin dating women. On my first date doing that the woman said she wanted to be my girlfriend so I allowed her to be. We dated for a while longer until I got bored and dumped her. I then went online and found another person to date. On our first date it went badly but the second date made up for it when I brought her to see the new Transformers movie in the cinema. We ate popcorn and it was quite delicious. I then asked her to be my girlfriend but she refused. I then went out to the club and found another woman. She was very pretty and very gorgeous looks. I asked her out on a date. She accepted. We went to an expensive restaurant for our first date and it went quite well. I ordered steak and she ordered cordon bleu. Then I asked her to be my girlfriend. She accepted and we went on a holiday then to the Bahamas. On our way to the Bahamas though we flew through a rip in the space-time continuum. I think it was because of the Bermuda triangle this happened. Anyway, we were transported to a parallel dimension where humans had to battle for their lives against giant killer robots from mars. A human expedition to mars had awoken the slumbering robots, who had been lying in wait for the earth to become habitable for them for thousands of years. So a giant robot approached us in the plane and blew half of it up and sent the rest flying in an orange sea. We swam to the shore which instead of rocks or sand was covered in the skulls of vanquished humans. We then made a trek through the dangerous jungle until we found an old Nazi bunker. Apparently the Nazi's had came to this dimension in World War 2 to try and harness the power of the space robots. There we found a nuke and we set it off and the planet exploded and me and my girlfriend found ourselves back in the Bahama's unscathed.
Today my wife and I had a brief encounter with my idol Brad Pitt. Our
Published Sunday, 19th Jul 00:44 BST
Today my wife and I had a brief encounter with my idol Brad Pitt. Our brief encounter took place at a gas station in Hollywood. We took pictures with him and I got him to sign a magazineI had in the car of him and Angelina Jolie. He was as polite as could be and even put up with my grovoling and proclaiming him my idol to his face. After he had left my wife pointed out how I, a man, was more excited about seeing Brad then she was. We joked about how if i could cheat on her with one person, I would have to take up gay dating and choose my idol. I had no problem with that. I never saw anything wrong with a simple man crush. Besides Brad Pitt is a celebrity, its not like its a crush on some random guy from my office. My wife joked how she would definitely choose to cheat on me with Hallie Berry. I thought it was funny how our brief encounter with a celebrity lead to a day of fun conversation about same sex dating. At least dating same sex celebs.
I met her on a dating site. She captured my interest right away and I
Published Sunday, 19th Jul 00:42 BST
I met her on a dating site. She captured my interest right away and I have to admit to this day I still adore the picture she had on her profile. However misleading it was, it was beautiful. And her heart seemed to be made of gold which was a great bonus. Her profile described her as random, she loved to laugh and play and tickle and do various trips to different places. She seemed perfect. We agreed to meet at a cafe.
Three o'clock in the morning, New York. ' Hello, Anna, my sweetheart,
Published Saturday, 18th Jul 23:09 BST
Three o'clock in the morning, New York. ' Hello, Anna, my sweetheart, I miss you very much baby.' Anna woke up by David's voice, ' David? is that you? Where are you my love?' She looks around, there is no one in her bedroom, definitely no David, there is only the perfect picture of himshining in a gentlemoon light, Anna's perfect boyfriend, he looks so handsome in that picture. 'Anna, I am here, I am here with you.' David's voice still appears in Anna's bedroom. ' Where are you David? Why can' t I see you?' Anna is looking for him everywhere. ' I am here, baby.' Anna turns around, sees David sitting right next to her on the side of the bed. He still looks handsome and charming but there is sadness in his eyes. ' Can I stroke your hair?' Anna asks. ' Yes baby, I love you to stroke my hair, I miss you very much, I wish I could be with you forever, if only we didn't accept that london dating offer went on to that bus, if only the bus didn't crush into that car...' He lowers his head. ' David, you are always in my heart, you are my first boyfriend and you are the only boyfriend I will ever have, I can not love anybody else, nobody can replace you no matter what happens, even though you have left this world, but you have never left my heart.' ' Oh Anna, you are always this sweet, do you know how happy I was when you accepted my marriage proposal to you, that day was the happiest day ever in my short life, I was like a little boy got his first toy car on a Christmas. Do you know I spent three months to plan the marriage proposal to you, you are my angel, every time I look at you, I can not control myself to stroke your cheek, and kiss your soft full lips.' ' Oh David, my darling, do you know that I couldn't sleep after the proposal, I kept thinking about our future, I was so happy that I was going to be your wife, but who knows I lost you the next day....'
Long before I met my lovable girlfriend, I was this bad guy, a naughty
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 22:15 BST
Long before I met my lovable girlfriend, I was this bad guy, a naughty one indeed. I love dating women. It's one of the most exciting part in a guy's life. In fact, your life would not be complete without experiencing dating women. But it was almost a game for me. Almost every week, I have a new girlfriend. It was just like changing clothes as I change them. Perhaps, it was also brought about by my childhood. Of course, my first date was great. But I had many first date with different girls. Yes. Until I finally met her. She's the girl that every guy would wish and a dream come true. I like her style and attitude. Our first date was the most memorable one and I would say that I think she'll be the last. For once, I've realized that I have to be serious with her because she was seious with me. Until now I can imagine her lovable face, smooth skin, red lips, and specially her sweet aroma. Just makes me fall for her more and more.
I enjoy dating men as much as I enjoy dating women and wouldn't swap b
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 11:58 BST
I enjoy dating men as much as I enjoy dating women and wouldn't swap being bisexual for anything. It suits my nature. I reckon there are more Geminis that are bisexual than any other star sign out there. I obviously could be wrong, but because Geminis tend to have a duality to them, they might be more likely to be bisexual than other star signs.My first love was a man, but it could easily have been a woman. You know how they say you only have one first love? Well, I think that that's not always necessarily true. You can have more than one first love in your lifetime. I believe so. You can have a first love for every decade of your life. I don't believe a fling counts although I guess it can do if the fling turns into something much deeper.
I just got done watching a movie on a swinging club. It was very inter
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 11:54 BST
I just got done watching a movie on a swinging club. It was very interesting to watch and you get a lot of ideas. They had topics on how to touch someone in just the right place. How to pick out your idol that you want to swing with! Some very interesting ideas to try.
The love story. One of my friends who is a doctor introduced me to Int
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 11:29 BST
The love story. One of my friends who is a doctor introduced me to Internet and the dating sites which are really hot these day's and there are many dating sites which are free and members all over the world get very active in these dating sites.Getting introduced to an unknown partner from other part of the world is really exciting and this mere thought of searching for a special partner made me get addicted to these sites and i was spending so much time on browsing these sites.Slowly, i got accustomed here and even was able to get a big list of friends with whom i started chatting all along and one female from Algeria really attracted to me a lot those day's and we started sharing a lot of our daily things.She was working as an marketing executive in a private firm and the main thing i liked in her was her honesty as she was very true, very honest and used to tell each and every thing of her life without hiding anything from me and also we used to ask each and everything of my passing day's and i used to wonder how close we became even after being parted by so much distance between us and in her, i started finding my real life time partner and i adore her for what she speaks and i adore her for what she is and i also adore her for each and everything she does in her life.She is also looking beautiful and stunning in those photographs she sent me.Since we were apart thousand miles from each other, meeting was almost impossible and even then she had become almost like my life partner by that time and i was dreaming of having this stunning beautiful girl in my life.One day she came online early morning and she told me that she was really desperate to chat with me as previous night she had dreamt of some beautiful thing about me and through web cam we were chatting and seeing each other on that day and that is the first time, we are seeing each other live through web came and she had come with a red skirt and was really looking stunning and we spent almost 4 hours chatting and that day i took all my courage and proposed her and she immediately agreed and since that day, i am still waiting to meet her live..! hope the time will run fast and we meet up soon..!
I was watching American idol the other night, although I am not Americ
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:42 BST
I was watching American idol the other night, although I am not American a gay friend of mine is and he is well lets just say a horny and highly strung 20 year old and very much into the gay dating scene at the moment.
Anna and Kian were the proud new parents of two adorable twin girls. T
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:25 BST
Anna and Kian were the proud new parents of two adorable twin girls. They had only been born a few hours ago, butfamily were allowed into the ward to visit. Kian's family lived too far away to visit straight away, so the only visitors coming through the doors were Anna's parents and brother. Anna smiled weakly at them, to exhausted to move much, but clearly delighted at the twoadorable bundles in the crib next to her bed. Kian got up to greet the guests, and noticedthat Anna's brother Liamwas acting slightly off. Not letting it botherhim, Kianhelped Anna sit up, and introduced the twins to their Grandparents and Uncle. "Ooooh aren't they just so sweet!" gasped Anna's mother, as she gave the nearest twin a little tickle. The baby cooed and laughed, prompting her Grandma to tickle her again. Anna's father was looked very pleased with his daughter, and congratulatedher and Kian. "I am so proud of you darling!" he said ruffling his daughters hair. Anna looked pleased as her father complemented thetwins, gushing about how sweet and adorable they were.Liam was the only one that hadn't said anything yet. He looked veryuncomfortable and quite upset."Liam?" Anna said "are you alright?" concern showing in her voice. "I...yeah....yeah I'm OK." he stammered looking abit flustered. At questioning looks from his parents, hesuddenly blurted out 'I have something to tell you'. He sat down, and silence spread oer the room as everyone realised this was something important. "I'm so sorry" he started, looking at his mother, and avoiding everyone elses eyes. "What ever is thematter Liam?!" asked his mother. "You all seem to love these babies so much!" he cried "they seem to make you so happy!....I'm sorry" he looked down and miserable. Confusion was evident on everyone's faces as they regardedhim. "Come on son" his Father said, "Spit it out, what is it thatsbothering you? Of course the babies make us happy! Shouldn't they?!" Liam looked up. "Well....erm....ok...I'll just tell you....I dont think........I don't thinkyou will have any more grandchildren..........I.......I..........well.......you see...........I think..........well............erm.........I'm gay......I've been gay dating for a few months,Im sorry - I want to give you grandchildren like Anna has and make you that happy! But I cant - Ive failed you." There was a moment of silence as Liam finished speaking. His Mother got up, walked over to her son and gave him a big hug. Liam looked surprised and pleased. "Oh honey" she said "I'm so proud of you! Dont worry! that was very brave of you to tell us that! We don't mind at all that you wont give us grandchildren! We only want you to be happy!". She hugged him again and his Father said something to the same effect. "Really?!" smiled Liam "you're...you're not mad at me?!". "Of course not!" beamed his sister "come here bro - i haven't hugged you yet!" he went over to her, was given a big hug, and from this new viewpoint he peered into the crib containing the twins. Theyre really sweet actually! He laughed as he gavethe twins a tickleand they waved their chubby little hands at him.
I had to think about it before I actually did it, I wasn't sure if I w
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:21 BST
I had to think about it before I actually did it, I wasn't sure if I was going to do it or not, surely it was all fun and exciting but was on-line dating my thing? I mean who was I going to meet? I heard they are some right weirdos out there? Was free online dating my thing? All of my friends are in to it and they would recommend it, they say it is a fun experience where looks do not matter because you're only getting to know the person from behind the computer screen! I still wasn't sure, I logged on to my computer and went on the web site they were all talking about, sure it looked fun and exciting but I had never really been in to anything like this before, I liked to meet men who were adorable and exciting in real life not over a computer, on-line dating could apparently take you to a lot of places, anyway, I managed to sign up and I made my profile page, I put that I was looking for an adorable cute man and that I was also adorable and cute! On-line dating seemed really boring at first until I began to get chatting to thousands of men from all over the world.
I have always hated dating, it is a very stressful act that brings wit
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:13 BST
I have always hated dating, it is a very stressful act that brings with it so many negative feelings. The feeling of not being good looking enough, the feeling of being judged only from the outside and not for your true self. Of course the worst type of date is the blind date. This is a person picked by friends, co-workers or family that will not be your type and is usually not very good looking at all.
A passionate embrace was all I wanted. But I could never have this. Ne
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:11 BST
A passionate embrace was all I wanted. But I could never have this. Never have it because I was not worthy of it. I was worthless and useless, hopeless and helpless. No would would ever want me. Well that's what I thought until I tried on-line dating. I was on the web one day looking at the usual eclectic mix of stuff, from video hosting sites to gaming forums to online shopping websites to auction sites, when I stumbled upon dating sites. An advertisement in the border of a web page linked me to one. I was hooked instantly because once I signed up, did up my profile with some information aout myself, the proposals and messages came flooding in. I arranged to meet several of them. I timed the meetings perfectly so I would be able to fit them all in in the same day. The first girl I met was Rachel. She was an accountant from several towns away. We had a passionate encounter and a held a long embrace when we parted. The next one was Danielle from my hometown. She was a 29 year old dental technician. We had a passionate encounter too and held an even longer embrace before we parted. The next one was a 30 year old single mother from Ipswich. She too was new to this on-line dating thing so I took it slow. We went to the pub first for a pub lunch. Then we made our way to my rented accommodation across the way and we made love. I was very happy with how my first time using on-line dating had turned out so I advised my friends to do the same. Soon we were all swamped with arranged dates with women. We had no time anymore to hang out with ourselves. So we scheduled some us time away from all the women. We set up a party boat and went on a cruise into international waters. We did many illegal things on board that shan't be named aloud. But needless to say it was awesome and so the lesson is to space your dates so you don't burnout and get dating fatigue.
Janet sighed as once again the ironing pile towered above her, she wis
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 03:11 BST
Janet sighed as once again the ironing pile towered above her, she wished for excitement when she married her husband Steve. But it seemed that as soon as she entered the marriage contract that the excitement was all but a distant memory.
She crept through the building, careful not to trip the motion sensor
Published Thursday, 16th Jul 00:56 BST
She crept through the building, careful not to trip the motion sensor alarms placed at strategic points across the building, usually at the nexus of several corridors. She had to take the side routes therefore, as the main thoroughfares were to be avoided. Soviet high command wished for her to upload into the data banks a virus that would hijack the broadcasting capabilities of this station whenever the soviets wanted it to. The propaganda they would undoubtedly shower the American public with during this time was an attempt by the soviets to appeal to the heart and mind of the average joe on the streets. To touch their souls and show them the way wasn't through resistance but through acceptance of soviet hegemony. They were going to offer a proposal to the American people, that they would remain unharmed and retain some autonomy in return for laying down their arms in the war that was raging all across the world. The spy eventually reached her target and uploaded the virus. Now the americans' heart strings would be tugged on by the soviet propaganda campaign. They would most assuredly accept their fate and cease resisting. She then made her escape but a security guard spotted her and set off the alarm. She shot him in the heart and escaped. Her finger prints went to touch the door knob to the exterior access point, when she remembered even a simple touch could spell her doom. She'd leave fingerprints behind that the American officials could collect and then trace this act of treason back to her. So she used a glove. She then made her way home by taxi and booted up her PC. She went onto a website and tried some online dating. She had received two proposals in her inbox. In the first proposal she was offered a cruise on a ship in the Caribbean for a fortnight with the suitor. She declined this. Her job was hectic and you never knew when you were going to be called up. So she accepted the second proposal, a date in a restaurant not far away from her apartment.